Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Tomato flower



Made it with real tomatoes

cut the inside flesh out and used the outer part of the vegetable

Hope it looks nice :)


cake box

cake box i made with just paper and some ribbon, and a paper flower

:)

quilling


My paper quilled miniature designs

DUCKIE
HEARTie

TEADY with TAIL and some shapes



LION, PEACOCK QUILL, SANTA




Hanged them in a  rope and hung it in a wall


Miniature plant with paper

Funny

Cognizant Method: 
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him 65 gobi to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit
however give them the same amount  65 gobi to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….
TCS Method: 
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration
IBM’s method: 
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…
Syntel Method:- 
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion….
MBT Method: 
hire the lion, make him take 14 tests and tell him that if he doesn’t score 60% he will lose the job.
lion dies of the strain?
i-Flex Method: 
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flexcube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes
alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion
COSL Method: 
hire a lion .
tell him to merge with Goats (polaris) and reduce his allowance…
lion dies from fear that tomorrow he might become a goat….
Polaris Method : 
hire ..sorry…purchase a lion(COSL) ..
change his timings…(instead of 9 AM …change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT…..
Capgemini Method: 
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat…
the lion dies before joining….
Wipro Method:
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die receiving stupid mails all day……..!!!! 
HUAWEI Method: 
Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion…
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends…
No time for food and family, automatically die
Accenture Method: 
Hire a lion….
Take his CAMS assignment 2 times a year followed by Performance appraisals.
Ask him for lots of My Leanings on line …
Send him to Chennai/HYD/BLG;but yes don’t give him/her his/her home town.
Ask him to stay on bench for a long time or Give him/her projects .
No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls Only Attitude of HR girls.
And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion if he is a Tiger or lion……
THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST 


INFOSYS Method: 
HIRE A LION…..
SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE
…………………………………………….KING OF THE JUNGLE! J
MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPREE EXAM
………………………………………LION TURNS INTO CAT
MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM
……………………………………………CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WID HE LEARNED IN TRNG
…………………………………….MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS
………………………………………….MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE… :-) :-) :-)

 This is how software engineers die in India.

Internet is not all

‘I’m sorry’, said the HR manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.’
The man left with no hope at all.
He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday.
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.
He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,’I don’t have an email.’ The broker answered curiously, ‘You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!’ The man thought for a while and replied, ‘Yes, I’d be an office boy at Microsoft!’
Moral of the story
Moral 1
Internet is not the solution to your life.
Moral 2
If you don’t have Internet, but work hard, you can be a millionaire.
Moral 3
If you received this message by email forward, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire……….